We drove to Hamptons Man today on Route 27, The Montauk Highway. This road is famous for its motor homes, Native American influences, and Jitney riders asking, “are we there yet?” Just 6 miles west of Hampons Man be sure to check out the motor home/trailer/cigarette store/trading post. We got all our cigarettes and soda at this store (or motor home, or whatever) which devotes more square footage to advertising cigarette prices than to actual cigarettes. Just a few hundred feet down the road is the Shinnecock Indian trading post. Here you can stock up on native Hampton moccasins, turquoise beaded belts, and featherhead dresses. We’re not certain, but we suspect that since the Hamptons is so fashion forward this just may be the place to get tomorrows crazy club wear today.