Construction began on the great Hamptons Man today by the pool of master designer Drew Davis, who supervised the man’s design and building. Major elements of the man----bamboo legs and arms, a faux Asian tray that serves as its head, straw stuffing came from Pier 1 imports. Said Davis, “We’re, like, major consumers. So doing things from scratch seemed just too Berkeley for us. That’s why I’m proud we went to a big chain store to get our supplies.” Lashing arms to body is an old multi-colored power cord form a vintage G3 iMac. The Annoying Green Jacket and shirt reflected gloriously in the sun as they were added. Neighbors were confused.” Is it fashion or a scarecrow?” one asked. His daughter answered for him, “Dad, it’s a fashion scarecrow. It reminds us never to dress like that.” Such is the suggestive power of The Hamptons Man.