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Amy Patton reports for the Independent News the Fourth of July celebrity sightings...

Also this weekend, Paris Hilton (and posse) showed up at Sony’s PS2 house in Bridgehampton wearing $1 million in glittery gems from Jacob the Jeweler. Hilton, a Southampton local, was in town to promote her “Heiress” record label and her new record, Paris is Burning. Not only was Paris burning, but the amount of female flesh exposed at the party was, in a word, blinding.

South Hampton Strips

Looks like Elisa Lipsky-Karasz, gossip columnist for the New York Post, has a handle on the Hamptons hot spots. Exposed in her recent article for the Post looks like taking off your top is the price of admission to at least one party. Quote Elisa,

July 4, 2004 -- Alex von Furstenberg's Southampton house is a haven for hedonism.

The 35-year-old heir has been hosting the hottest parties of the summer, in which droves of models are often talked into removing their tops — or running the risk of not being invited back.

The Euro playboy has taken to shooting Polaroids of his topless guests, and, according to one visitor, now keeps a stack of them in the kitchen of his three-bedroom bungalow on Flying Point Road.

'It's an orgiastic scene,' one male guest divulged.

Regular visitors to "Alex von's" house include fashion designer Jamison Ernest, his supermodel girlfriend Anna K., club promoter Justin Melnick, and a regular rotation of stunners who are all expected to indulge in pastimes like topless barbecues and strip backgammon.

After a night of swinging house activities, groups of wine-sozzled guests often collapse into bed naked together.

In fact, the festivities got so boisterous that more space was needed — so two models were hired to drive a rented Winnebago to be parked in the driveway.

I'm Nobody, Who Are You?

Elise had a special introduction to the Hamptons....

Spent Memorial Day in The Hamptons, New York City's version of Martha's Vineyard. (NYkers may take issue with that comparison, as, since NYC is the center of the world, MV would be Boston's version of the Hamptons. It's all amusing to me, a Northern Californian, where in the summer more people go TO the city during the weekend than leave it.) Found myself at a party on Saturday night hosted by the publisher of Gotham, LA Confidential, and other fine, extra large glossy magazines showcasing celebrities and parties. Found myself wandering in and wondering of the spectacle of many tan lithe twenty-somethings with gorgeous clothes and bodies to match. Kept wondering why a video camera was pointed my way until I noticed that I was standing behind James Lipton, the guy from the Actor's Studio. Other notable attendees included Tina Louise (Ginger from Gilligan's Island) and Ivana Trump. Finally managed to congregate with other fellow wonderers (what are we doing here?) and was able to relax and enjoy the party. Later a friend emailed along this poem by Emily Dickinson. Seems like they had spectacle parties in her time as well...

I'm Nobody! Who Are You? by Emily Dickinson

I'm nobody! Who are you?
Are you nobody, too?
Then there's a pair of us — don't tell!
They'd banish us, you know.

How dreary to be somebody!
How public, like a frog
To tell your name the livelong day
To an admiring bog!